The Situation

Ok, I'm sorry.  It's probably the stupidest thing ever, but I just think that Mike Sorrentino's nickname is hilarious.  I mean, he's the Situation (with a capital S).  So I've decided that I need an -ion nickname.  Something catchy like the Annihilation, except that's just too violent.  If you were going to choose such a name for yourself, what -ion word would you be?